A slow dribble off HASHERS assembled at Pulled Outs house. Most were amazed that her house had made it through the February experience with little damage, except for the ½ dozen very expensive road biked that appeared to have been shaken into the rafters of the garage. Oxy showed great interest in the seat-less model. (For those at the last run at Pulled Out’s – the garage looked like a “shit pit” - but the quake miraculously shook the garage contents into military like order)
The traditional 1830 photo showed the attendees. MILF and Klingon (aka Kurt before his naming were there). One Loos just made it, but alas Frigid, less Bag Shag just missed out – maybe Bag Shag was the delaying influence in the duo.
During the assembling a couple notable quotes were made:
Linc dress like a yeti to stay worm. , Orfull, Fingers, Daggy, Just Noze, Vasse, Xbox Wedgie, just to name a few, arrived at a very reasonable hour.
The normal “quick ones” were scoffed. A sympathy sip was had for Standup then a very complex trail brief, ignored by most, was delivered by Pulled Out.
As the runners followed flour straight on and walkers followed orange chalk to the left, it became quickly apparent it was school holidays. Pulled out had TOO MUCH time on her hands. The trail went for F*cken miles!!!!! (and if I convert that to kilometres its even further!!!).
I can only comment on the runners trail. It twisted through many Dallington streets, approaching then heading away from the river, getting most completely lost. All expected to see “OP” at the next bend. We had been warned about the slippery liquefaction, but a few hashers found themselves in the sloppy stuff. Police had a “wee chat” to some runners. Wank Plank’s roller blades needed cleaning part way through. We all were tired.
Runners finally found the 1st PS at a park, an hour into the trail. Easter Bunny got there first and secreted 15 little easter bunnies. Runners mounted an immediate “search and eat” mission and swarmed over the park founding most of the bunnies. Walkers dawdled in 10 minutes later to sweep the park for the remainder of the bunnies. Chocolate and chips were devoured. Vasse caused all the dogs to bark as she went behind the bushes – we assumed she showed them her growler.
We were pushed off on a combined runners & walkers trail. BUT, poor planning on the hares part, took trail along the streets where “de-liquefaction” water blasting was happening. Excellent trail finding skills by the FRB’s saved the day as they stumbled onto traces of trail that again led the pack MILES from anywhere, past Shirley Boys High, Henry Africa’s old place in Stanmore Rd and to another park.
Again Easter Bunny deposited chocolate bunnies in the play area. The slow walkers were slow. Xbox and Frigid needed help to find their bunnies. Oxy got given hers. Vasse ate 3. AND then we were given the route for the 20 minute shortcut back to OH.
All walked as a mob, not willing to get lost. Fingers told amusing stories about her and Henry Africa’s elephant, Missing Linc refrained from throwing his 3rd bottle in the river, Wank Plank ran over a cat.
AT OH, Pulled Out hid in the kitchen fearing the fines circle – she must have know she would be “hammered” for setting a 2 hour long train. Those awaiting the circle spent time complementing 007 on last weeks garbage, especially the way he “photo-shopped” the JM’s “camel toe” shot – which she admitted she had not seen!!!!
Fingers whipped up a fines circle, as only she can.
She fined the Dray.
She fined those who wore hats.
She fined those with 20 in their run number (One Loos, Xbox, Vasse, Just Noze.
She fined MeeMee and Labrat for achieving 200 runs and promised one day they would get a cheap gift in recognition.
She fined Gloworm for not signing in and out for 2 weeks – we firmly believe he never actually went home between hashes.
AND getting bored, she fined Wedgie and Just Noze for “tripping” – she did not disclose what drug they used through.
Fines Masters (Dogs) took the floor. He fined:
Pathetic bastards who did not find their own easter bunnies
Vase for her growler episode
Just Noze for wasting a good hash name like “2 fat dogs” on a named hasher
Those who made the two “quoteable quotes”
Daggy for not providing Fingers with enough education about his “elephants trunk”
All those practicing PDA
Condom: to Vasse for public urination
TITs: - not present
The prick shorts: – to MILF – because Wedgie could
The rush for the kitchen could not be stopped as word got around about the pumpkin soup and chilli-concarne. All was scoffed with delight. Just Noze played with his “wii”, othes watched – not a pretty sight.
ONON.. Dogs Bollocks ..
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One of these pictures came up while performing a Google Image search for "elephant tits."
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