An epistle about Wank Planks second night in a row of culinary excellence.
Sorry about the delay, had to pop over to Melbourne for a few days.
The following from Pulled Out!!!!!
There was a young fella from Avonside
Strapped on his skates and went for a ride
He laid so much trail
He thought, "This cannot fail!"
When the rain hit, he sat down and cried.
The rain did not scare all the hashers away
Some decided to brave the weather and play
An old whinging Pom came along
A Yorky, who’s true blue (or so says the song),
Who felt right at home in conditions so wintery and gray??????????????
As the skies opened up, the runners thought “shit!”
Can’t it dry up just for a bit?
Christchurch has decided to welcome our visitor
By imitating the northern hemisphere winter
Let’s send him back lest we have a fit and maybe this horrible weather will quit!”
“Am I in the southern hemisphere? It’s so hard to judge!”
Wondered Psycho, as the silt turned to sludge
At the On Piss, the stories grew bluer
Link shared details of growing up round a sewer
Soon bored of his shitty tales, on home we started to trudge
As the Hashers all set to their dinner,
The Devil thought, "I'm onto a winner!
With their gluttony and swearing,
their drinking and jeering,
each and every one is clearly a sinner!"
There was a young man from the marae
For his hash run he cooked lots of kai
The kai moana was so tasty
The hashers thought he was too hasty
When he shouted" "Piss off home! You’re like pigs in a sty!"
Happy birthday, you Planker
Could have got you some liqueur
But bad poetry's cheap
Even if it puts you to sleep
That'll teach you for being a Wanker!
Superb food after the fines which went something like this:-
Wo Wo for not knowing what NZ’s deeeeepest lake is…..Hauroko
Vasie for not doing trail due to a sore bum and finger (You figure!!!)
Firkin for looking for trail in his car.
Link for waxing anything but lyrical about the sewage pumping station being his birthplace.
Firkin for doing the same about Silage
Oxy got the prick and the tits from Vasie for only selling $35.00 of gear
Psycho for visiting from Gods chosen place….Yorkshire, where I was born!!!
Can’t read who got the condom!!! Something to do with Nice But and Glo Worm I think!!!!!
This weeks run from Victoria Park starting at 1830 sharp!!!! Food will be simple and cheap and not much of It, like in the good old days!!
On On
Dagy